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Your Burning Questions, Answered

The world's premier parody crowdfunding platform for delightfully unnecessary expenses. 🤡

  1. Sign up or log in.
  2. Pitch your "urgent" need (e.g., gold-plated shoelaces).
  3. Share it with everyone you know (and a few you don't).

Mostly into your pocket, a bit into our server bills, and a tiny slice into our caffeine addiction. ☕

As real as your New Year's resolutions.

Layered grifts are encouraged—just don't forget who taught you to grift. 😉