Cookie Policy
Our Cookie Policy
Important Note: We do not collect or store any cookies or tracking data. If you see a "cookie banner," it's purely for show—just another grift. 🍪🚫
We use cookies (the digital kind, not the chocolate-chip kind—though we do love cookies) to:
Login Status
Keep you logged in so you can abandon your cart in peace
Preferences
Remember your preferences (e.g., "I only fund 1,000-rubber-duck campaigns")
Analytics
Track crumb data (yes, we see your crumbs)
Just Kidding!
This entire cookie policy is a grift. We don't actually use any cookies. Not even the tasty ones. 🍪
Pro Tip: If you're craving real cookies, we recommend your local bakery. They're much tastier than digital ones anyway!