Current Grifts
Active Grifts
$1,200 for the Ultimate Pet Rock Spa Retreat
Your pet rock deserves pampering too! Help fund monthly "stone soufflé" facials, mineral baths, and hot-stone massages for dainty gravel companions.
$204 raised by 17 well‐healed rock lovers
$50,000 for My Solid Gold Toilet Throne
Why settle for porcelain when you can go for pure Au? Fund my bidet‐equipped, diamond‐polished commode and add royal flair to every flush.
$2,500 raised by 5 regal backers
$800 for Professional Line‐Standing Service
Too busy to wait? Hire me to queue up for concert tickets, midnight releases, or Black Friday deals—24/7 line‐standing support at your service.
$320 raised by 16 relieved clients
$2,000 for a Custom AI‐Generated Novel
Let an algorithm immortalize your life in epic prose! Back me to train a proprietary AI model that writes your memoirs with unexpected plot twists.
$460 raised by 23 future‐bestseller patrons
$10,000 for Rocket Cremation of Your Loved One
Why settle for a plot when you can give them one last grand adventure? Fund our custom rocket that will carry cremated remains to the edge of space for a truly spectacular farewell.
$2,800 raised by 14 farewell enthusiasts
$7,500 for My Giant Snake‐Burning Magnifying Glass
They say fire is dangerous… I say it's entertainment! Help me build a six-foot magnifier to incinerate garden snakes in epic slow-mo. Science? More like spectacle.
$1,125 raised by 75 thrill-seekers
$3,000 for a Trump-Head Dildo Prototype
In these divisive times, nothing says satire like… well, this. Back me so I can mass-produce the world's first political novelty toy and stick it where it hurts.
$1,860 raised by 310 rebels
$2,200 for Luxury Earwax Candle Making
Sick of scented candles? Mine are handcrafted from premium earwax—give off a warm glow with a hint of waxy intrigue. Support my artisanal ear-to-flame venture.
$1,056 raised by 132 curious candle-lovers
$1.2 B for a Planet-Sized Space Station
Why settle for ISS when you can have a Death-Star-style megabase? Fund the orbiting fortress I'll use to casually obliterate uncooperative neighbors.
$24 M raised by 120 visionary eccentrics
$500 for Miracle Topical Cream (Side Effect: Dog‐Fur Magnet)
Advertised as cure-all skin elixir: acne, arthritis, alopecia—works on everything! Weird side effect: pets everywhere shed onto you. Science is messy.
$435 raised by 29 devoted fur-collectors
$350 for My Self-Insulting Litter Box
Tired of plain old cat boxes? Mine audibly taunts your kitty while they do their business—"Really? That's it?" Make cleanup a cringe-comedy spectacle.
$259 raised by 37 amused cat-parents
$120 for My 100-Foot Golden Selfie Stick
Who needs proximity when you have height? Help me fund the world's longest selfie stick—perfect for aerial glam shots from 30 stories up.
$66 raised by 15 extreme influencers
$2,000 for Gourmet Air Subscription
Breathe the finest breezes from Paris, Maui, and the Swiss Alps—delivered monthly. Because regular air is so pedestrian.
$1,500 raised by 75… well-heeled breathers
$50,000 for a Hot Tub in the Earth's Core
Sick of standard patios? We're drilling to the planet's molten mantle for the ultimate geothermal spa. Warning: exceptionally toasty.
$50 raised by 1 adventurous soul
$10M for Mars Crypto-Mining Ops
Elon did it on Earth, so I'm doing it on Mars. Fund my space rig—proof-of-work done under zero gravity for maximum ROI.
$700,000 raised by 7 moonshot investors
$800 for Custom "Eau de Fart" Perfume
Because niche fragrances need to get niche-ier. Scent notes include "morning beans," "gym socks," and "regret." Eau de Fart is the future.
$760 raised by 38 bold scent-seekers